“Picture this. 1787. It’s Salisbury, North Carolina. You’re twenty years old, you’re bored, and you’re a little bit of a sh**head teenager. You have a little inheritance from your grandpa who just died, so what do you do? Become a lawyer of course… What, like it’s hard or something? I mean there’s only eight laws you had to memorize back then, you could basically just wing it, am I right?”

Bailey Sarian on Andrew Jackson choosing a legal career